A jolly ol time at footy thread

[Bitch]

Tonight i had a jolly ol time watching a match of football. You know..... 11 men a-side, a ball and some inept officials. I watched, i lamented, i cheered, i had a little drink and grabbed a burger and chips on the way home. A jolly good time.

[Bitch]

I'd like to add, that during moments of 'ball out of play' i was able to catch a little bit of the Marseilles v Liverpool game. That kit for M's was shocking colours like that have no place in a mans game!

[Bitch]

Also...... being a woman i was able to chat and watch 2 matches, 3 if you count Chelski . I had an awfully nice reparte with a couple of fellas that turned out to be refs. They'd come to our game tonight in the hope of learning some reffing tips as they currently ref for step 6 clubs. I told them they were wasting thier time

[cantos]

Did you see any birds?

[Bitch]

And i was getting updates from Maidstone v Heybridge, Margate in thier cup match. It's awfully jolly to be in touch and know what is going on. I regularly gave updates from our game to Maidstone, Margate and Hornchurch. It's good to stay in touch

 

Whenever Angels go a goal down and i message Maidstone, it makes me chortle a little to hear a cheer go up when the info is relayed. I'm sure they don't really mean it

 

It's all jolly good fun

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: cantos

Did you see any birds?

I'll press the 'notify' button

[Bitch]

Something else........Our crowd was very low tonight. Just under 300. I thought it would be so, cos of the weather and the footy on the box etc.... Though i heard 100 Billericay fans got caught in the M25 snarl up. I don't know if this is an overestimation?

[Bitch]

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. The crowd (though small) seemed jolly enough. I didn't see any fistycuffs. Nor, did i hear a barrage of abuse to the referee as often as usual. Just a jolly jolly tuesday.

[Bitch]

And......... I'm also glad the game was at home tonight. I hate having a long journey if we don't win. And it can be awfully aggravating if the heater packs up on such a cold night, not that it should with a brand new BMW, but you never know. All those wires and things, just might short out when you least expect it!

[Bitch]

Sometimes i wonder if i ought to find time for another hobby, but there just isn't time! If i'm not watching footy, i'm going to training nights. Otherwise it's watching YOuth games. Just about every night of the week is taken up with footy one way or another. I spose it's good to get on the forum and chew the fat or just plain unwind with like minded buddies. And the numpties ofcourse

[Greg_Dyke]

I didnt see any birds tonight

 

I turned over the footy when Liverpool went 3-0 so i could watch spooks

 

[Bitch]

Wash your mouth out Dykey!

[Greg_Dyke]

Spooks, the TV programme, silly

[Bitch]

I have no problem with Ghoulies

[Greg_Dyke]

What about goolies ?

[Bitch]

As you will be having a bath of Friday, those too

 

I don't want to appear too hasty in my answer though. May i chew it over?

[Greg_Dyke]

Hmmmm, as long as you take your time over the chewing...I wouldnt want a sharp, snap decision

[Bitch]

hmmmmm just ,,, i was gonna say something,,,,, it was on the tip of my tongue.....

[Greg_Dyke]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

hmmmmm just ,,, i was gonna say something,,,,, it was on the tip of my tongue.....

edited : smut

[Bitch]