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waggamick Newbie

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Can't resist this one:

Picture this...1971...Sydney Cricket Ground...NSW v South Australia Sheffield Shield game...35 degrees centigrade...Waggamick(and his brother WaggaDave)chucking sickies* to go to the cricket.

 

Old SCG scoreboard on 'The Hill' had tarred urinals underneath.

 

Pissed Aussie with the mandatory beer gut, in Terry Towelling Hat, Jackie Howe singlet*, Stubbies* and a pair of rubber thongs is having a piss.

 

His shorts are hanging off his [****!!****].

In one hand he is holding a full cold chicken and in the other a can of beer.

 

While pissing he consumes both the chook and the beer while supporting himself by alternately placing the chook* and then the beer against the tarred urinal.

 

Multi-tasking at its best!

 

*translations supplied if required.

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Hirsty Newbie

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Originally Posted By: Stu M
Clearly none of you ever listened to your mums. If you went for a wee just before you left for the game, you wouldn;t need to go for one in the sniper facilities.

Except Hirsty of course as there's only so much Strongbow a man can hold in.


I am a creature of habit ( and necessity !)

A pre match p*ss, a half time p*ss & a post match p*ss !!That way I don't miss any of the game !( apart from the post match one !!) Unlike some I could mention !! Oh yes and I do go for a wee before I leave for the game, and another one in the pub before I leave for the ground !!

I cannot understand why there are ever any water shortages in the South East ?! Surely someone could work out a way of recycling p*ss back into water ( if only for gardening purposes !)

The big stories, as they arise !!

Cheers,



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Hirsty Newbie

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Neither mate ! Just enjoy a few beers ( or apple juice) and a bit of footy on a Saturday afternoon !!

 

It is no longer politically correct to enjoy a few beers in this country, but I am old school !!

 

I was brought up in the culture of the belief that Saturday is beer & sport day !! ( and nowadays followed by a "cultural" evening.... i.e. Indian or Chinese !! ....and a few Stellas !)

 

Apologies to the communist Government for trying to enjoy myself on a Saturday !! My denim suit is in the cleaners !!

 

Cheers,

 

 

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Stu M Newbie

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...and a few Stellas




Hirsty, I hate to be the man to break it to you, but Stella is now to be known as 'Artois' following a (cough) 'rebranding' campaign due to 'Stella' being (apparently) a byword for 'wifebeater' and 'binge drinking' in this country.

Apparently, renaming it Artois will stop all this and only blokes with cravates will drink it.
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Hirsty Newbie

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...and a few Stellas




Hirsty, I hate to be the man to break it to you, but Stella is now to be known as 'Artois' following a (cough) 'rebranding' campaign due to 'Stella' being (apparently) a byword for 'wifebeater' and 'binge drinking' in this country.

Apparently, renaming it Artois will stop all this and only blokes with cravates will drink it.


Yep, I saw the full page article in The Daily Wail.....they have their finger on the pulse don't they ??

Maybe they could propose a radical solution & say, controversially, that selling alcohol to those under 18 is against the rules ? or would that infringe Human Rights ?

Must dust off my 70's gear and prepare for an Artios & Fondue evening, accompanied by Advocaat and The Mahavishnu Orchestra on vinyl !!

Cheers,
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....and this links nicely to the earlier toilet thread about recycling....problem solved then....everyone drinks Carling,Fosters or Carlsberg and cuts out the middle man i.e.

water ...to piss.... & thus back to water again !!

 

Save the planet.....drink piss water !!

 

It's all b*llocks !

 

Cheers,

 

Now awaits strongly worded letter to The (Dartford )Times from Lager Top !!

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....and this links nicely to the earlier toilet thread about recycling....problem solved then....everyone drinks Carling,Fosters or Carlsberg and cuts out the middle man i.e.
water ...to piss.... & thus back to water again !!

Save the planet.....drink piss water !!

It's all b*llocks !

Cheers,

Now awaits strongly worded letter to The (Dartford )Times from Lager Top !!


I will not have a word said against Fosters or Carlsberg! Plenty strong enough for me! Been known to drop the odd glass after a Fosters or four! Also as a bonus, Carling on tap at Princes Park, with Grolsch if I'm feeling adventurous. Sadly on antibiotics this week so just orange juice for me tonight.

Regards.
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Alan W (GNFC)

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About the decision, made by referee's assistant John Steel, Walker said: "I think he was offside when the free-kick was taken in the first instance because the ball flicked off one of our players' heads and the linesman was nice and early with the flag. They were upset because they had a real go at getting back into the game.

 

Would the "flick off one of our players heads", not have played him onside though??

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