Needed to be done off the pitch in the next year.

[JimGNFC]

On the first day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

A Striker that can score goals.

 

On the second day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the third day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a striker that can score goals,

 

On the fourth day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a striker that can score goals.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the Seventh day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Seven bimbos a-flashing, handing-out matchday surveys,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the eigth day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Eight balls a-plenty for our training ground,

Seven bimbos a-flashing, handing-out matchday surveys,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Nine bags of fertilizer for Peter Norton,

Eight balls a-plenty for our training ground,

Seven bimbos a-flashing, handing-out matchday surveys,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas,

MyFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Ten thousand free tickets for under 16's,

Nine bags of fertilizer for Peter Norton,

Eight balls a-plenty for our training ground,

Seven bimbos a-flashing, handing-out matchday surveys,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Eleven players passing the ball,

Ten thousand free tickets for under 16's,

Nine bags of fertilizer for Peter Norton,

Eight balls a-plenty for our training ground,

Seven bimbos a-flashing, handing-out matchday surveys,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals.

 

On the twelth day of Christmas,

MYFC sent to Ebbsfleet,

Twelve weeks of promoting the Club to locals,

Eleven players passing the ball,

Ten thousand free tickets for under 16's,

Nine bags of fertilizer for Peter Norton,

Eight balls a-plenty for our training ground,

Seven bimbos a-flashing, handing-out matchday surveys,

Six hundred new fans a-marching,

Five pikey roofers to fix our leaking roofs,

Four plumbers to fit new toilets,

Three Plasma TV's for the Club bar,

Two creative midfielders,

And a Striker that can score goals!

[PatMan]

Nice work Jim.

 

"Five Plasma Scre-ens" might have scanned better, but a great effort!!

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Nice one Jim!

I just love an optomist!

[Yorkfox]

Brilliant, no other words.

[Chopper TN]

That's very clever, Jim. Creative, insightful, and enertaining. Nice job!!!

[Chopper TN]

That's very clever, Jim. Creative, insightful, and enertaining. Nice job!!!

[doheochai]

Jim - can I have your permission to post this on the MyFC forum.

 

Edit - I have posted this on MyFC.

[Hirsty]

It's good is that ( said in a David "bumble" Lloyd accent as not to be accused of southern bias !!)

 

Very good indeed......nice one !

 

Cheers,

[JimGNFC]

Originally Posted By: doheochai

Jim - can I have your permission to post this on the MyFC forum.

Yes doheochai

[wobbly Wayne II]

Originally Posted By: Yorkfox

I know that many people on here have serious problems with the MYFC deal, but can I ask a serious question, based on the assumption that the deal goes through.

What do you think needs to be done at the club off the field if there is a bit of money to do it ?

This week , there was the training goals & balls, but what else needs doing at the ground and club?.

I hope you can post in a constructive manner. I know the MYFC thing is always seen as a takeover, but maybe it can be seen as a merger of fans, ideas, and we can move forward towards our joint goal of the football league.

If you want to have a go, fair enough, but I would love to know what would be on the regular fans wish list.

French bread back in the food hut
Trumans sign restored back to original glory
hands back on clock
I presume the away fans would ask for a roof, or probably cheaper to have a hundred or so MYFC available for hire at each game.
And finally reduce the admission fee to a tenner, 5 quid consessions 14 - 18 & over 65's and under 14s free and engage in a big publicity push to get more locals clicking thru those turnstiles, to show serious about creating a club that isalsofor the local community.