Made me chuckle

[AncientBlue]

[Cookie]

Very good AB.

[BlueGate Alan]

I don't like these youtube things as can't open them at work, then I forget about them when I get on home PC!

[Pagey]

that because they have block all videos at your work after you were caught viewing shag a sheep videos

 

www.Alanlovessheepporn.com

[BlueGate Alan]

 

I wonder how many silly sods will try and open that link

[Cookie]

A ventriloquist visiting Wales,walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.He figures he'll have a little fun,so he says to the Welsh Bloke "Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?" Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?"

 

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

 

Dog: "Doin' all right."

 

Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

 

Dog: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

 

Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

 

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

 

Horse: "Cool"

 

Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

 

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)

 

Horse: "Yep"

 

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

 

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements." Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement)

 

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

 

Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

 

No offense intended Alan.

As the topic title says "Made me chuckle" .......thats all!

[BlueGate Alan]

I never take offence at anything Cookie, well maybe Sanderson but he asks for it!

[ooh!!bodyform]

if you they were funny you wanna listen to these ones then these are the best ever lol

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98LU3txcql8

 

the second one is the best

[Cookie]

Whoops! I bet he's in for a caning when he gets home...lucky b******!

[BlueGate Alan]

[Blue Boy Kev]

QUALITY!! he doesnt really sound to mad though when he finds out .

[Cookie]

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.

'Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live,she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God,she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'

God replied: 'I didn't recognize you '

[BlueGate Alan]