The ceefax mystery

[BOROMAN]

Looking at the results on Cefax last night (oh how I hate the new format where you have to page through wads of future fixtures) it said as follows:- "Ramsgate V Hornchurch ... Abandoned after 31 mins due to"...........well it ran out of room and did not say so my mind starting thinking all sorts such as, it was off because:-

 

a) Both teams thought it was fashionable to have a game abandoned

The urchins were allergic to the 32nd minute

c) Ramgate players were allergic to Uncle's barnett

d) Uncle streaked across the pitch and scared all the kids

e) A rumour spread amongst the urchin players that the world is flat and ends at Ramsgate so they all retreated back to Essex.

f) Les and Roy came out of their house and undertook a gay pride demo on the pitch.

[serge keeper coach]

if mr boroman you are so interested in our results why not come to the games instead ot watching tv and giving a comment about a game you did not see

[blackballed]

No the Rumford board turned up looking for a groundshare..........

[Uncle Urchin]

Originally Posted By: BOROMAN

Looking at the results on Cefax last night (oh how I hate the new format where you have to page through wads of future fixtures) it said as follows:- "Ramsgate V Hornchurch ... Abandoned after 31 mins due to"...........well it ran out of room and did not say so my mind starting thinking all sorts such as, it was off because:-

a) Both teams thought it was fashionable to have a game abandoned
The urchins were allergic to the 32nd minute
c) Ramgate players were allergic to Uncle's barnett
d) Uncle streaked across the pitch and scared all the kids
e) A rumour spread amongst the urchin players that the world is flat and ends at Ramsgate so they all retreated back to Essex.
f) Les and Roy came out of their house and undertook a gay pride demo on the pitch.

Originally Posted By: Serious Sid