Oi! Zeal!

[AFF]

You know that when you first log on here, the list of threads comes up in bold with numbers of new messages that you haven't read in bold and then you read the thread and then you return to the forum and the threads that you have read are no longer in bold and the number and the brackets have disappeared?

 

Well.

 

Mine isn't doing that.

 

To be precise. The thread is still in bold and the number and the brackets remain despite the thread having been read.

 

Can you assist old chap?

 

Sort it out, Zealster.

[Laz]

AFF, are you doing BACK to return to the previous screen?

[EFM's Librarian]

Mine have always done that, they only dissapear if I go to another site and then come back. You just have to remember where you have got to.

[AFF]

Laz:

 

No.

 

EFM'sL:

 

Well mine has always worked properly. That is, I assumed that it was working properly. Perhaps Webbo organised it especially for me when he was a mate of mine. Now that he's not interested in the site, he may have switched me off and I'm like the rest of you.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Mine seems to be working okay too, AFF. I'll mention it to admin.

 

 

[AFF]

Sorted now Zealster.

 

What a nice chap that admin fellow from Canvey Island is.

 

You might ask him to do the same for EFM's Librarian.

 

Cheers all.

[AFF]

OI! ZEAL!

 

It's doing it again. It's not sorted at all!

 

That wasn't very funny.

 

You have 48 hours or else you will face "serious consequences" in accordance with Resolution 1441.

[mdetaylor]

Not sure you can jump on the back of 1441.

 

I am sure that this is the kind of outrage that the French would support though an a new resoultion would be forthcoming. Saddam, ok. Mugabe, ok. Zeal, tyrant.

 

CZ you have been warned, lay down your moderators tools of mass distruction or as AFF says face "serious consequences".

 

By the way mine is working fine.

 

AFF, these "serious consequences" may need to be discussed, forced wearing of an Arsenal shirt perhaps?

[AFF]

Hi mdet.

 

It would not be appropriate to go into any detail concerning the "serious consequences" other than to say that military action has not been ruled out.

 

Clearly, I expect to act with the full support of all users of this board as well as the International Community. Already, I have obtained varying degrees of support from 187,389 users of the Board and the leaders of 45 countries, all of whom wish to remain anonymous for the present for very good reasons which it is not necessary to detail.

 

If one or two users try to exercise a right of veto for reasons that are not for the greater benefit of all, I reserve the right to act independently.

 

These people are either with me or against me.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

My bold type/posts thing is working fine and always have.

 

However I do feel that in the future I could suffer the same fate as you AFF.

 

I'm giving Admin and CZ until 1400 to assure me that no virus in this non-league message board will mean my bold type/posts thing blows up.

 

Otherwise I may have to act, maybe hack into the program myself and ensure this won't happen to me. If one or two people have their loggins deleated on the way, well that's just collateral damage.

[GHA EFM]

It's 1034 hundred thousand hours. Not long. No assurances yet.

 

In my opinion, EFMTFTV, you should hack into Zeal and admin's files etc and blow them up, just in case Zeal and admin, while fairly harmless now, become bigger threats in a few years time. As I said, they may be harmless now, may they may develop their armaments in the future.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Very true, they both have passwords and computers and HTML skills they may get better at this and could be a threat to the whole internet.

[AFF]

Oi Zealster.

 

47 hours and counting.

 

I am fully aware of the links with International Terrorism and I, for one, am not prepared to retreat now and repent for many years to come if I do not do my duty and rid the world of despotic leaders like what this one is.

[mdetaylor]

You may be able to get him under the UN Torture Convention - this must constitute a form ofmental torture at least.

 

Anyone know if the moderators have signed up to the idea of an international criminal court, no binding decisions but it could be used to put pressure on.

 

Also are they open to SACFC general board code inspections or do they follow the American line of demanding to imspect other peoples code (weapons) and then refusing to allow inspections of their own on the grounds of board (national) security.

 

We should be told.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Hmm. Yes. All very humourous.

 

AFF, you appear to be the only one with this problem. Have you tried using the "Refresh" button??

 

 

[AFF]

CZ

 

In the words of Raphael:

 

"The clock is ticking, Dude".

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Indeed. That's what clocks do. Unless they're digital, of course.

 

Maybe you need a new PC!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Quote:

That's what clocks do. Unless they're digital, of course.

Or soundless...

[AFF]

ZEALSTER.

 

41 HOURS.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> See you tomorrow, AFF!!