Pre-match entertainment

[Rob_the_Saint]

What we need is someone to dress up in a silly furry animal costume and act the fool for half an hour before the match starts to amuse the kiddies, just like the mascots you see on the telly. I can think of an ideal candidate for the job.

[Guest]

I can think of someone too, where can we hire a buzz lightyear costume?

[AFF]

In isolation, a trifle 1970's Rob.<p>A mascot is a good idea but in the 21st Century, that is a minor element of pre-match entertainment.<p>If the right person can be found and furnished with a roving microphone, the possibilities begin to open up. It's the future, believe me.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

As by far the most media experianced at the club, I have suggested that i do it with a couple of other EFM boys.

We suggested it to Mr Gibson, but he seemed more concered by the language we sing on the terrace!