kaiser, the pope, arch bishop of canterbury...

[smallsy]

and all other religious icons...

 

your boys took one hell of a beating

[Kaiser Jnr]

I wondered how long it would be until I got this post...

 

Ok here go the excuses...

 

1) I shouldnt have played. My back is not good.

 

2) We can't defend.

 

3) We can't score.

 

4) We are missing loads of players

 

5) The pitch wasn't green enough

 

6) The corner flags were too small

 

7) I couldnt concentrate properly cause the thought of lobbing you was too intriguing... especially from kick off!

 

8) The referee was an absolute knob-jockey.

 

9) My boots were dirty, and only cost £11.99.

 

10) I wasn't wearing enough tape around my socks to make an impact on the game.

 

I think they will do for now...

[coach et 64]

ha ha!you are even better than Coachie!

[smallsy]

kaiser your players were moaning all game like a bunch of fags. the ref werent as bad as you were making out. most of the time he was right from what i remember. although our player should have been sent off for the stamp what is the point in your players trying to get him sent off in the last minute when yo uare 5-1 down? yes thats 5 spely F - I - V - E hahaha

 

maldon saints = goodies

spurs = lucky to get a point!

[MCP]

Yes but KJ's are neatly laid out, your's are usually in a big rant

[Kaiser Jnr]

Bollox. Referee was crap. Couldnt talk to him, and he got decisions wrong.

 

End of the day, you did deserve to win, because we havent got the side the compete anymore.

Our side of two seasons ago, or even last season would have smashed you.

 

We have always been known as a team of moaners. That is our main problem.

 

Spurs = Should have won.

Mike Riley = c*ntwipe

Defoe = Good one.

[Beachboys]

Kiss my arsespurs SHOULD OF WON !

 

West Ham = Lem !

[Kaiser Jnr]

We even gave you a headstart by playing Kaboul.

 

Then took the p*ss by playing Lennon at right back and Zokora @ centre-half, and we still should have won

[Roons]

Kaiser was kwango cos he didn't get off the bench Saturday!!

[smallsy]

Originally Posted By: Roons

Kaiser was kwango cos he didn't get off the bench Saturday!!

ouch!!!

[smallsy]

kingy you are going down pal. william de ferrers won 7-1.

[Kaiser Jnr]

I wouldnt be suprised if Saints fold before end of the season.

[smallsy]

really?

 

i will say a prayer for you all

[Beachboys]

Your all s h i t you six fingered c u n t s !

[Kaiser Jnr]

Your mum loves my six fingers though...

[Soppy_Lemon]

 

So this is where you hang out smallsy you plum. It's like [****!!****] wit central here. By the way, I sent you a pm which will make you laugh your tits off. Looks like your bird's read it already.

[smallsy]

melon you jubbly i havent received a PM. so suck my over cheesed and vinegary bell ned.

[Beachboys]

What is a ned ?

 

Kj eat my s h i t you ferretlookingcuntwipe !

[smallsy]

ned - anagram of end meaning the tip of a male penis.

[Soppy_Lemon]

 

Go munch on some nutbags smallsy you knobcheese.